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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Laugh and the world laughs with you :-)

Disclaimer: This stuff hit my Inbox. I wanted to share this stuff with everyone. Need a good laugh? I really did not care if the 'preamble' was true. It was lol :-)
  

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of  the Proverb.It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their  insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
 
  1. Don't change horses.................until they stop running.
  2. Strike while the.........................bug is close.
  3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.
  4. Never underestimate the power of ........ Termites.
  5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ How?
  6. Don't bite the hand that ........... Looks dirty.
  7. No news is......................................impossible.
  8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.
  9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust...................................... Me.
12. The pen is mightier than  the ................... Pigs.
13. An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ..............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .....................not much
17. Two's company, three's ......... The Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh & the whole world laughs with you cry and... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ...........Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ................ Get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ...... See in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ............... Get out of the way.
 
    And the WINNER and last one!
 
25. Better late than.......................pregnant.

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