Citizen's Journalist

Citizen's Journalist with a microphone to transmit
The age old truth about Diwali, we burst crackers :-(
Walks across the streets of a City at night
Reporting on people who are are having fun, while
He tells us whats bad about Diwali

Citizen's Journalist completes his airtime
Jumps traffic signal because the cops are absent
Drives on the wrong side 'cause there's no one
Spits pan on the neighbours wall - oral emergencies
Well, He's just finished telling us whats bad about Diwali

Citizen's Journalist cares not for public transportation
He dares not to rub the big men for their private jets
And yet he complains of the stench in the society
Pollution in the air, open gutter in the streets
He comes back home with disgust on his face

Citizen's Journalist checks the time - past midnight
The foul smell follows him to his bedroom
He seethes with rage and rushes into his bathroom
Only to realize that he's forgotten to flush
Realization dawns at midnight - after freedom from CJ-hood

"I am as much a part of the problem
What does it take for me to be part of the solution"
He tosses the CJ microphone into a recycle bin
And makes a solemn resolution - "I will stop whining,
And start solving problems"

TV breaks into another Citizen Journalist who is out
To point finger at a society
Same pattern repeats all over again
He's forgotten to see that four other fingers
Alas, point at him

Laugh and the world laughs with you :-)

Disclaimer: This stuff hit my Inbox. I wanted to share this stuff with everyone. Need a good laugh? I really did not care if the 'preamble' was true. It was lol :-)
  

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of  the Proverb.It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their  insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
 
  1. Don't change horses.................until they stop running.
  2. Strike while the.........................bug is close.
  3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.
  4. Never underestimate the power of ........ Termites.
  5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ How?
  6. Don't bite the hand that ........... Looks dirty.
  7. No news is......................................impossible.
  8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.
  9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust...................................... Me.
12. The pen is mightier than  the ................... Pigs.
13. An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ..............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .....................not much
17. Two's company, three's ......... The Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh & the whole world laughs with you cry and... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ...........Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ................ Get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ...... See in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ............... Get out of the way.
 
    And the WINNER and last one!
 
25. Better late than.......................pregnant.